The Muse is a Waitress

from Red Hot Lust by Randle Patrick McNuthing

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lyrics

I was talking in Spanish to an auto mechanic, trying to make some sense of the call
There was a gap in the translation, a miscommunication before I realized that I had no car at all
I could smell summer loving like couples by the dozen, fornicating right down the hall
There was a fan there in my window I had broke my new stereo and I swear I could not hear a sound at all

The Muse is a waitress
you must flirt and tip her well
If you are rude and you are cheap
then you'll hit the ground before you know you fell

She was waxing resplendent in an emerald pendant, staring up from down there on the street
There was a flaw in my evasion, an unequal equation so we wound up wrapped up in between my sheets
Then we went to a diner it could not have been finer, we drank coffee, we ate blueberry pie
And when the time it came for tipping, waitress laughed and went off skipping and I woke up to find that I had not died, I woke up to find that I was still alive.

The Muse is a waitress
you must flirt and tip her well
If you are rude and you are cheap
then you'll hit the ground before you know you fell